Archive for February, 2012

Now THAT’S A Pizza

Posted in General on February 26, 2012 by The Blonde

The husband and I bought two cast iron pizza pans and I made our first homemade pizza last night. It was a thin crust and I put enough toppings on it for 5 pizzas,  one slice of pizza was like eating two.  I think in the cast iron pan the thing weighed in at about 10+ pounds.  I should have put it on the scales.  So the next attempt I will make a few changes to it, like not so many toppings, 🙂 .  It was a really good pizza though.  We found a pizza sauce that we really liked the first try.  I figured it would take a few different ones to find one that Mark likes, he doesn’t like a sweet sauce, but this one was just right.  I’m ready to try a pepperoni pizza now.  

Here are some before and after pictures.


Click on the picture to really get a good view, yum




Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit, Political on February 26, 2012 by The Blonde

A doctor from France says: “In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.

“The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

A Russian doctor says: “That’s nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us….in the USA.  About 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls….we made him President of the United States, and now the whole damn country is looking for work.


Thanks Lynelle

Jack Daniels Fishing Story

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on February 16, 2012 by The Blonde

I  went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.  Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good  bass bait.
Knowing the  snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him  right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.  
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting  bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little  whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released   him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the  frog.
A little later,  I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.

Thanks Lynelle

The Amish Are Non-Violent People

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on February 7, 2012 by The Blonde
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: “Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Khe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!”
Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and pigs have shit in it!”
The man shouts back: “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!”
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: “Use two hands, you’ll get more!”
Thanks Donna

No Guns

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on February 3, 2012 by The Blonde

Thanks Larry

Winter is Here…..

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on February 2, 2012 by The Blonde

I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border.
He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.
His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

Thanks Lynelle

Acura NSX Concept Car

Posted in General on February 1, 2012 by The Blonde

Now THAT’S a car.  This car is not yet for sale, but I bet it’s going to be spendy.   I want one………