Archive for November, 2011

Republican vs. Democrat

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit, Political on November 29, 2011 by The Blonde

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.
“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be an Obama-Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are — or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

 

Thanks Donna

2012 Social Security Stimulus Package

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit, Political with tags on November 28, 2011 by The Blonde

CHECK YOUR MAIL

Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up your ass and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish. Hope you get yours soon.

Thanks Dad Joe

Yup, Gonna Be A Bear

Posted in General on November 26, 2011 by The Blonde

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Thanks Dad Joe

Happy Thanksgiving

Posted in From The Heart on November 24, 2011 by The Blonde

Wishing all of my readers, friends and family, a very happy and safe Thanksgiving.  Be safe and enjoy your families.

How Deer Think

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit, Political on November 18, 2011 by The Blonde

Ted Nugent

Deer Hunting Story…even if you don’t care about hunting…Gotta Love Ted!

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal rights activist.  The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, ‘What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, ‘Are you my friend?’ or is it ‘Are you the one who killed my brother?

Nugent replied, ‘Deer aren’t capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the Democrats in Congress.’

The interview ended.

Thanks Donna

A Toddler’s Possession…Not 9/10th’s Of The Law

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on November 16, 2011 by The Blonde

Gotta thank the husband for this one

The Art Collection Of Dallas Cowboys Stadium

Posted in General, Sports & Leisure on November 15, 2011 by The Blonde

For those of you who are football fans, just about all of you have seen the new Dallas Cowboys Stadium in Arlington Texas, not Dallas BTW, on TV or the internet.  So you can appreciate the beauty of an awesome football stadium.  But what some of you might not be aware of is that it is much more than that.  Read this article on Yahoo Sports then watch this video Gene Jones Talks Cowboys Stadium Art.