Archive for October, 2011

Don’t Drink & Fly

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on October 31, 2011 by The Blonde

Damn! I shouldn’t have had that last shot of Tequila

Thanks Dad Joe

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Miracle Dog Daniel, Amazing

Posted in General on October 29, 2011 by The Blonde

This is the most amazing story.  God obviously has other intentions for this poor dog.  I would adopt him if I could.  And he is so cute, who wouldn’t want to adopt him.

Click here to read the article at ABC

Coincidence??

Posted in General on October 26, 2011 by The Blonde

Do You Believe In Reincarnation?

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on October 25, 2011 by The Blonde

I believe in reincarnation, and I think this was me in my previous life.  I see I had a problem controlling my tequila intake in that life also 🙂

Now THAT’S Some Funny Shit

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit, Political on October 21, 2011 by The Blonde
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
 “May I see your identification, please?” asked the agent.
 “I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replied the guy.
 “Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry,” said the agent.
 “But I can prove I’m an American!” he exclaimed. “I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other.”
 “This I gotta see, “replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
 “By golly, you’re right!” exclaimed the agent. “Have a safe trip back to Chicago…”
“Thanks!” he said. “But how did you know I was from Chicago ?”
The agent replied, “I recognized Obama in the  middle.”
Thanks Lynelle

Baptising An Irishman

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on October 20, 2011 by The Blonde

A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when  he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the  river.
He  proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently  bumps into the preacher …  The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by  the smell of  alcohol, whereupon he asks  the drunk,
‘Are you ready to find Jesus?’
The drunk shouts, ‘Yes, I am.’
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water..  He pulls him up and asks the drunk,’Brother have  you found Jesus?’
The drunk replies, ‘No, I haven’t found Jesus.’
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,  ‘Have you found Jesus me brother?’
The drunk again answers, ‘No, I I haven’t  found  Jesus.’
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the  water again —  But this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his  arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, ‘For the love of God  have youfound Jesus?’
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
‘Are you sure this is where he fell in?’

New Word

Posted in Political on October 19, 2011 by The Blonde

Ineptocracy (in-ept-oc-ra-cy)
System of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

 

 

Thanks Lynelle