Archive for April, 2011

Potting Shelf…Finished Product

Posted in General on April 26, 2011 by The Blonde

This is the potting shelf that the hubby made for me for the back patio.  He built it and I put some varathane on it.  The picture does not do it justice, it turned out absolutely beautiful.  And this sucker is so sturdy you could drop it out of a plane and it would survive.  It pays to have a talented husband, :mrgreen:, thanks baby, I love my new shelf, you did an awesome job.


When to Take a Senior’s Driver’s License Away

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on April 25, 2011 by The Blonde

This is so hilarious and you have to make sure and watch it until the end, and turn your sound up. LMFAO!!

Blonde Easter Joke

Posted in Blonde Joke Of The Week, Now That's Some Funny Shit on April 24, 2011 by The Blonde

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out acro ss the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is  DEAD .
The driver feels s o awful   that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.
“I feel terrible,” ! he explains, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.”
The blonde says,”Don’t worry.”
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead  Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The  Easter Bunny  jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
“What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?”
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says..”Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.”

Thanks Sister Kathy

Bobcat In A Prickly Situation

Posted in General on April 23, 2011 by The Blonde

I got this in an e-mail from a friend. Pretty cool pictures!  I wish I would have been the photographer on these.  This is such a beautiful animal.  I want one for my home.
Gold Canyon is Just outside Phoenix
Fox News Channel 10 aired a story about on the Gold Canyon in the news!
Yesterday morning – a friend called and informed me that a Mountain Lion had chased a Bobcat up a tall Saguaro and that it was still there !!
So – with Camera and long lens – I dashed out and this was the result. A once in a life time “Kodak Moment” …….What a beautiful creature. He was quite relaxed, at times napping – just waiting for an opportunity to come back down. That Saguaro was 45- 50′ in height, I guess Mr. Mountain Lion didn’t feel it was worth being “harpooned” by those long needles!

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Wendy’s

Posted in Just Bitching! on April 22, 2011 by The Blonde

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So, you go into Wendy’s, or your other favorite fast food hamburger joint, and, of course you have some fruity snooty snob at the drive through window taking your order.  So rather than shutting her pie hole and letting you give your order, because you already know what you want, you have to listen to her interrupt you every step of the way, “would you like to put that in a value meal”, no I would not, “would you like to super size that” fuck no!, shut the hell up and let me tell you what I want, dumb ass!  It’s fast food retard, shut up and let me give you my order.  And no, I am not interested in being friendly with your sorry chatty ass. 👿

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Mary Had A Little Lamb

Posted in General on April 22, 2011 by The Blonde

Thanks Lynelle

HEY, Shit bird!!!!

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on April 18, 2011 by The Blonde

This is the response that you get when you have a blonde helping you build a shelf, or trying anyways.  LMFAO!!!  Love you baby 😀