Archive for March, 2011

Dedicated To My Parents

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on March 30, 2011 by The Blonde

This is definatly my Mom and Dad……..

For the old folks, click on the image for actual size

Thanks Dad Joe

Shit My Dad Says…..

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on March 28, 2011 by The Blonde

Dad said he was going to file a lawsuit against the government for discriminating against REDNECKS and hire a lawyer from New York or some where up north, and get millions of dollars. It seems to work for everyone else 😀

Putting The Spark Back In Your Relationship

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on March 28, 2011 by The Blonde

Thanks Lynelle

Don’t Buy Pepsi In The New Flag Can…….

Posted in General on March 27, 2011 by The Blonde

Don’t buy Pepsi in the new can.
Pepsi has a new ‘patriotic’ can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building , and the Pledge of Allegiance on them.
However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge,  ‘Under God.’  Pepsi said they didn’t want to offend anyone. In that case, we don’t want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either!
So if we don’t buy any Pepsi products, they will not be offended when they don’t receive our money that has the words  ‘In God We Trust’ on it.

I don’t know if this is true or not.  All the articles that I have read so far say these allegations are false.  But keep an eye out for this can.  If you see that it is false, please let me know.  I am a huge Diet Pepsi fan, so I would like to know for sure.

Sheer Nightgowns Can Be Fatal

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on March 26, 2011 by The Blonde

A husband walks into Victoria s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks (she’s no dummy), “I have an idea … it’s so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, I’ll do the
modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
myself.”
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, “Good Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least
iron it!”
He never heard the shot.
Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed.

 

Thanks Lynelle

Bullshit Bingo

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit, Political on March 25, 2011 by The Blonde

Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit Bingo”
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!”

Stimulation

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit, Political on March 24, 2011 by The Blonde