Archive for December 5, 2010

Throwback Jerseys, WTF!?!?

Posted in Just Bitching!, Sports & Leisure on December 5, 2010 by The Blonde

Ok, my Green Bay Packers game is not televised today, so we pull it up on the computer.  My first thought to myself when I see my boys on the field is this:

This shit is what my boys are wearing today:

Stinkin throwback jerseys from 1929!!!!! They should have left them suckers in 1929!! How the God damn Hell are you suppose to be tough wearing this shit?  They look like a bunch of sissy-la-la-girls.  And of course they are playing the San Francisco 49ers.  What an embarrassment.

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Airport Body Scanner Solution

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on December 5, 2010 by The Blonde

Wonder why nobody thought of this before?

Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.  The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone.  There would be no racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials……… This  is so simple it’s brilliant!
I can see it now: you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number…

 

Thanks Donna

It’s Ok To Say The “F” Word When….

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on December 5, 2010 by The Blonde