Archive for November, 2010

Healthcare Meets Airport Security

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit, Political on November 30, 2010 by The Blonde

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Thanks Ron

Stuff You May Not Know

Posted in General on November 30, 2010 by The Blonde

If the population of China walked past you,  8 abreast,the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

The cruise  liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

Stuff You May Not Know

Posted in General on November 29, 2010 by The Blonde

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors


Stuff You May Not Know

Posted in General on November 28, 2010 by The Blonde

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

The winter of  1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

Finally…………

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on November 27, 2010 by The Blonde

Now, where can I find that damn duck ???

Thanks Dad Joe

Stuff You May Not Know

Posted in General on November 27, 2010 by The Blonde

A  shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A  snail can sleep for three years.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

All the ants in Africa weigh more than ALL the elephants!!

Wisdom From Maxine……..

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on November 26, 2010 by The Blonde

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called ………’Ministers Do More Than Lay People’
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss,  the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in  the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies..Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.
8.  A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and a  large trash can.
10. A blonde said, ‘I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.’
11. Definition of a teenager? God’s punishment…for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

Thanks Dad Joe