Archive for September, 2010

Bitchology Once Again

Posted in General on September 30, 2010 by The Blonde

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life MY way.  It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone’s maid, or when I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won’t become anyone else’s idea of what they think I ‘should’ be…

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, just try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce   of beauty I hold within me. You won’t succeed.

And if that makes me a bitch ,so be it.  I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

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Buttons Are Like Opinions

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on September 30, 2010 by The Blonde

It would take a very brave soul to wear one of these………I would on occasion

Caution: Not so nice words on this one Continue reading

The Divorced Barbie Doll

Posted in General, Just Bitching! on September 29, 2010 by The Blonde

Well, for all of you that follow the husbands blog, The Bastard, you have read about our most recent unfortunate circumstances with his ex wife The Evil One.  If not, you can read here.  So, this is intended as a joke, but all too true in the husbands case.

This is a picture of the The Evil One.  You may have seen her around town.  This is her true state of being before she transforms into a human.

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’ The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95’.

The amazed father asks: ‘It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: ‘Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.

Itty Bitty Kitty Committee

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on September 29, 2010 by The Blonde

Did You Know?

Posted in General on September 29, 2010 by The Blonde

PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

Buttons Are Like Opinions

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on September 29, 2010 by The Blonde



Bitchology

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on September 28, 2010 by The Blonde

Live Your Life In Such A Way
That When Your Feet Hit the Floor In The Morning,
Satan Shudders & says
“Oh Shit…She’s Awake!!”