Archive for July, 2010

November 2, 2010

Posted in Political on July 31, 2010 by The Blonde

GET YOUR BUTT’S OUT TO THE ELECTION PLACES AND VOTE THESE PEOPLE OUT OF THE SENATE AND THE CONGRESS ON NOVEMBER 2, 2010!

Our wonderful Country is slipping into Third World-Ism!

GET TO THE POLLS AND VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN.  We must take control away from this dope Obama in November 2010!  Don’t you dare stay home and not exercise your right and DUTY TO VOTE!

I have never been excited about voting, but I am this time.  I can’t wait.  Hopefully this horrible nightmare will come to an end soon.  But we need everyone’s help to do it. VOTE!  If you don’t vote, don’t bitch about it.  Together maybe we stand a chance to make things better.

If you are in the state of Oregon and you are not a registered voter, you can do it here. If you are in another state,  Google is your friend, use it. It’s simple and takes only a few minutes.

Please don’t let these people stay in office any longer.  WE HAVE TO TAKE A STAND AND DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.

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New American Symbol

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit, Political on July 31, 2010 by The Blonde

The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of America .
It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks!

Thanks Dad

The Year Was 1947

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit, Political on July 31, 2010 by The Blonde

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside  Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Thanks Ron

Bumper Sticker Of The Day

Posted in Political on July 31, 2010 by The Blonde

Gun Control Of The Day

Posted in Political on July 31, 2010 by The Blonde

Blonde Joke Of The Week

Posted in Blonde Joke Of The Week on July 30, 2010 by The Blonde

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing
a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the
first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said, “How
much will you charge me?”

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?”

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage. The man’s wife, hearing the conversation
said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house?” He responded, “That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?”

The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we’ve been getting by email lately.”

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” the startled husband asked.

“Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the  $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a $10.00 tip.

“And by the way, “the blonde added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus.”


Thanks to The Bastard

Man of the House My Ass

Posted in Now That's Some Funny Shit on July 30, 2010 by The Blonde

Thanks to The Bastard and Roy