Screamin’ Banchee
Every neighborhood has a kid or kids in it that you would like to take out into the woods and leave. Bugs Bunny quote: “Two go out, only one comes back”. I’m not trying to be mean and it’s not that I don’t like kids, and I sure as Hell aint a child abuser, but we have a little boy next door, AKA: Screamin’ Banchee, that needs to have the shit beat right out of him. This boy is maybe 5, rough guess. We have lived here for 3 years this month, and this little brat does nothing but scream, ALL THE F****** TIME, every since we have lived here. Here it is Saturday morning, I am trying to enjoy my pot of coffee and play my Zuma game in quiet, and this little bastard is out there screaming non stop at the top of his lungs. All I have to say is DUCT TAPE, ASSHOLES! I think God created it for children like that, and it should be mandatory to have in every home, along with a pistol of course. Since these assholes don’t know how to spank their child, maybe I ought to throw my roll of duct tape over to them and tell them to use it, maybe they would get a clue, NOT!! I could even offer to demonstrate. Saying something doesn’t work either, Mark already tried that, or maybe it was the way he said and what he said. LOL!! Now that was some funny shit. :-)
This little bastard must be stopped!!! HE’S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!
The Bastard said,
July 15, 2006 at 9:58 am
What? I just told them that an ass whippin’ would stop that screaming. What’s wrong with that?
Sandra said,
July 15, 2006 at 10:04 am
Just ask the cops to drive by and have a chat with the tyke and his parents. Scare the fuck outta them. Like if you can’t control the kid – you get the fine.
theblonde said,
July 15, 2006 at 10:04 am
Not a thing baby. At least not where we come from. You have to remember, these people are Hungarian, maybe it’s a foreign thing.
theblonde said,
July 15, 2006 at 10:06 am
We thought about recording someone screaming at the top of their lungs and putting a loud speaker out back and pointing it right at their house. That would be pretty damn funny, but I’m sure they would call the cops and we would get our ass in trouble for some damn thing. Noise pollution or something.
happychick said,
July 15, 2006 at 8:28 pm
I hate children for that reason. My brother used to be that kid.Seriosly.
The Blonde said,
July 15, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Well, I think a good ass beating would help tremendously. I know it would make me feel a hell of a lot better. Not me getting the ass beating but the kid getting it.
The Bastard said,
July 15, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Oh come on baby, you know you like that ass whippin!
Mom-in-law said,
July 15, 2006 at 9:20 pm
Mark you are such a perv!
The Bastard said,
July 15, 2006 at 10:02 pm
Oh, hey, thats a newsflash! DUH Mom!
happychick said,
July 16, 2006 at 5:58 am
Worst mental image of my life. I so do not need to picture the kinkyness of that comment.
challismt said,
July 18, 2006 at 11:34 am
Pepper Spray. Get the kid when he is out in the yard. Don’t douse him down with the whole bottle, mind you. Just a little squirt in his general direction. When he opens up those precious childlike lungs, BAM! Maybe it’ll affect his parents to. It Worked on my sex offender neighbor’s dogs. And him. He came running to see what all the crying and whining was about, shouting at all ten dogs, and it nearly dropped him. Turns out some of the ingredients trigger fairly common lessor allergies. As soon as you open up those lungs and take in a big ol’ breath, the fat lady sings. No fingerprints, no handprints, paddle prints, basically no evidence. Nine times out of ten, it shows up as an allergy to the flora and fauna. Let me know how it turns out.
happychick said,
July 20, 2006 at 1:08 am
hahahahaha. You sooo cannot do that. I mean it. Illegal! But funny.
Jax said,
July 27, 2006 at 8:55 am
Very illegal but funny yes. I would never have let my kids get away with that – I am captial punishment kind of momma. Beat them young – train them right … lol. I believe in rope an duct tape. I see kids now getting away with so much and all I can think is that these are the future adults — AARRRGH!
Vinny said,
January 30, 2009 at 12:27 pm
I think all of you people are so fucked up that you definatly must of all got your asses whipped. And you all must be dumb and ignorant as fuck to say such stupid shit! I felt that I need to cuss in order for your punk asses to understand me. Beating a kid does not fuckin work! I know because I got my ass beat all the time and it didn’t do shit! I have even been in jail many times for battery for beating the fuck out of dumb fucks like you all! You, blonde bitch; make sure that you get your psycho ass spayed so that you never are put in a position of being a parent! I am a parent and tried that lazy ass way of parenting by beating my child and I realized it doesn’t work! Although my child has never screamed like a lunatic he’s misbehaved and has a problem talking back. He has calmed down now that he’s eight but giving a child attention. Giving them the respect that they deserve by having compassion, spending time with them; thats what causes them to take you seriously and to want to behave. I think we have to blame the dumb ass parents that allow their kids to behave in such ways! Not everyone needs to be a parent or should be! Get your shit snipped for crying out loud! Or give the child up for adoption to a family that truly can care for the child correctly! Remeber! All children grow up and then they’ll end up beating your ass or someone elses because that is what was shown to them! I know from experiance! Did you ever stop to think that the kid might have someting medically wrong with them and needs to be on meds! Call the cops as a concerned neighbor and they will involve the state so that they take the proper measures to get the kid some psychiatric help maybe! You don’t get advice from such obviously deranged morons! Talking like that and suggesting such not funny shit will only get authorities to monitor your dumb asses!
The Bastard said,
January 30, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Hey Vinny, that must have really hurt your pussy. Sounds like your parents didn’t beat your dumb fucking ass hard enough. If you need some help with that, I’ll be glad to help. Go fuck yourself you whiny little bitch!