Blonde Moment

April 10, 2006 at 11:36 pm (Blonde Moments)

Hey, it’s me again, The Blonde. I had a “Blonde Moment” this weekend and feel I must tell on myself because I laugh every time I think about it. I had, the key word being had, this CD case that held around 50 CD’s in my car. I kept it underneath my driver’s side seat in my car, which btw has a very bad floorboard leak. I don’t know why it leaks; the car is only a 2001 Chevy. I bet if it were a 2006 Ford Mustang, canary yellow with black racing stripes, it wouldn’t be leaking. Oh, sorry I got side tracked there for a minute. So, I pull this CD case out and “Holy Shit, this thing smells like someone ate the ass out of a skunk”. It smelled like the worst moldy wet dishrag you have ever smelled. So I bring it in the house, spray orange cleaner and scrub with a damp rag. EEWWW!! It still smells bad, so I have one of my brilliant ideas, HAH!!!, lets throw this damn thing in the washer. Well about the time I am pulling it out of the washer, my other half comes in gives me this funny look and says “did you put that in the washer?” I said, “ Well, of course, it still smelled”. And at that point I realize at the same time he tells me, “it has card board in it”. SHIT!! This thing is like a great big soggy sponge. DUH!! So, I had to go buy a new one. So that is my blonde moment for the weekend.

5 Comments

  1. Mom said,

    April 11, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Now that is funny shit!

  2. bofhjr716 said,

    April 10, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    ROFLMAO!!!! Been there done that!!

  3. BOFHjr said,

    April 10, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    Your right if it was a FORD the floor board wouldnt leak.

  4. happychick said,

    April 11, 2006 at 5:33 am

    Well, the comments above say it all- youre an idiot. But it’s ok- tonight at work I leant out the drive-thru window and came so very close to falling out the other side. The rather attractive guys across the road found this incredibly amusing and came over for a better laugh. I havent been so red since that time I went fishing in 40degree heat without sunscreen. :) btw, hi! I’m chick. Sandra put me onto your blog. I’m jealous that you get to be part of such a wicked family. xx chick

  5. mother said,

    April 12, 2006 at 7:15 pm

    Daughter, you are the “bright” spot of my life.

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